Second SemesterTrade-Offs

People who should have switched out of music who didn't:

Mr. Complete-lack-of-motivation-broke-two-instruments and-lost-three-method-books

Mr. I-have-nothing-better-to-do-than-chew-on-my-shirt-during-class

Ms. I'm-going-to-giggle-chew-gum-and-talk-smack-about-people

Mr. I-never-wanted-to-be-here-can't-I-just-listen-to-my-iPod?

Ms. I'm-obnoxious-and-there's-nothing-you-can-do-about-it

People who managed to find greener pasture somewhere else:

Mr. Dangerous-combination-of-poor-social-skills-and-bad-judgment

Mr. I-enjoy-being-an-asshole

Ms. No-explanation-I-just-dropped

People who were.... relocated against their will:

Mr. Troubled-but-enthusiastic

Mr. Angry-at-the-world-I'll-destroy-your-class-and-think-it's-funny

People who switched into music:

Mr. I'm-here-to-save-the-viola-section

Mr. Please-let-me-in-drum-line-I'll-bring-my-own-snare

Ms. My-friends-say-you're-an-awesome-teacher-I-like-you-already

Mr. I'm-your-TA-now-hey-can-I-go-to-Starbucks?