7th Graders

Kid: Mr. Maestro.... someone stole my backpack....

Me: ... ummm.. okay where did you leave it?

Kid: In my locker.

Me: Well, did you leave your locker door open?

Kid: No

Me: Well... did you tell your locker combination to anyone?

Kid: Um... Scotty... but he shares the locker with me... I don't think he took it.

Me: Well if no one else has the combo....

Kid: Umm... well, there's Jack.

Me: Jack?

Kid: Yeah.

Me: Why does Jack have your locker combo?

Kid: Because he eventually had to let me out of the locker when he shoved me in it and slammed the door.

Me: WHAT!?!!

Kid: ..........

Me: When did this happen?

Kid: Two days ago.