Out of the mouths of babes...

One of my college professors once told me one of the best thoughts I ever heard. It came from his seven year old kid:

"If I were God, I'd make it so that every piece of trash trown on the ground would magically appear on the bed of the person who put it there."

That would certainly solve the world's litter problem, wouldn't it?

If I were God, I'd make it so that every person who thought that high school music programs should be about marching band would hear no music except for marching band. For life.